Wanna try something new with your man? Take him out to the woods, but don’t tell him you have a surprise waiting for him out there! When you get to a secluded area, tie him up, and cut open his stomach!! allow his blood to drain out all over! Make sure you gag him to muffle his screams! you dont want anyone to interrupt your sexytime ;) ! While his guts poor out loads of blood, take it with your hands and wipe it all over your naked body. When he dies (this will be a few hours later) make sure he’s dead by cutting his head off and burying it, then, burn his body! you will feel fresh, and ready for the coming of the god of sin! you are a portal to the blood king, and he’s simply a key! human sacrifice has never been so sexy!

exxxpert cosmo tips: cosmo tip #145

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